So I'm sitting here cleaning out a drawer of random crap. As such, I happened upon a paper I have saved for about a year now, an "information" list that is sent out to new (or in my case, re-joining) members of MENSA in order to better fit them with any special "Personal Interest Group" of people within the larger body of dorks.
Why did I save it, you ask? Here is a selection of "Areas of Interest" that apparently have enough of a following among Mensa folk to warrant inclusion in a personal information sheet:
Atlantis
Clowning
Coincidences
Conspiracy Theories
Doomsday
Heraldry
Horror
Intelligence
Masonic Information
Nudism
Occult
Parapsychology
Postcards
UFO's
Witchcraft
Some of the best humor comes from what surrounds such odd interests. For example, "Doomsday" is listed right above "Drawing" and below "Disabilities".
It was hard to not list all of these as my own interests, just for the sake of being a bastard. However, I was not wanting to be contacted by someone who may actually be interested in doomsday, nudism, and Masonic information (whatever the hell that is) - less they show up at my front door screaming "repent!" whilst wearing nothing but one of those little Masonic apron things.
I leave this list to you, and at long last, my recycle bin.
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